So this bike is a little funky. I had all the parts in my garage, or Ted gave me whatever else I needed. The pipe is from a tomos that I had. Its a homoet pipe which is cool because it hits pretty high and this bike is all about spinning crazy rpms. The cylinder is a stock kinetic one that was finger ported by Ted and I. It also has a stock vespa cdi on it with the ducati box. 12.5:1 gears in the back and a euro clutch with 3k springs in it.
I also look fantastic in it!
For some reason Stacey went with me and still talks to me after the rally. I dont get it.
We had to watch JT be a babe in a movie on the flight obviously. I dont remember much because I was pretty drunk honestly. I was told that I passed out instantly and drooled on Stacey. Sounds legit to me.
We got to Atlanta in just 5 short hours and got on the train to meet up with Andy so we could ride to the rally spot!
Obligatory moped selfies.
He was kind enough to let me ride his awesome SSXL with a kit on it. I was in town for maybe 30 mins before I was on a bike riding around!
The one and only Izzy the Grom Queen
This is Jake he is awesome! We shared a chili dog friday night because we were both hammer smashed wasted!
it was really fantastic to meet the Casserollers!
Those dudes really know how to have fun!
Nick is a fabulous dance btw too. Its crazy awesome how rad all of the swoops are!
Oh yeah and seeing will was pretty much the best like it always is!
The bar they took us to let me live the Platinum lyfestyle!
Fuck friday night I even took a bath!
Sleepy time?
The rally spot they had was amazingly rad. So much concrete to fall down on drunkenly!
Custom gas tank carabella
I was pretty excited to get to see this bike in person. it is fantastically down!
Some people are so disrespectful!
This mb5 was pretty fantastic looking. I mean it is america!
Oh yeah did i mention that the Buzzards were there too????
The saturday ride went to a park where i had to poop so i found this trash can to utilize.
Dudes in their boxers at a rally??? How strange!
This kid is 14 and he was harrassed by everyone there for being a child. Nobody let him get near any beer or gave him a single break it was amazing. He is actually a decent kid even if he did break his moped instantly! He said the best things like "do your pubes look like your beard, because i hope thats what mine will look like" to Nick. Then he said that none of the girls there were attractive because they are all in their twenties lulllllzzzz! Oh yeah mark is a rad dude too. Also I told that kid that I was Mike Beezy and for some reason he believed me. 
words do not explain how amazing this plate was!
I always love seeing Charlie and how could you not? Oh yeah that moped is p cool too.
They also had an amazing surf band play the saturday night party. I dont remember their name but maybe someone will let me know what they are called.
The Swoops had TWO raffle bikes! one of them was this death trap!
The other was this super awesome SI Monte Carlo!!! 
Charlie started the thing up and started jumping it, once with me on the back it was amazing!
Then he did Strawberrita burnouts LIKE A FUCKING BOSS!!
They were also rad enough to give Stacey and I an award for furthest traveled. I let her keep it because Mark gave me the best jacket ever and I figured She could rock a necklace better than I could.
The saturday party was just pure insane fun. So many people rode dubs on that SI with giant smiles the whole time!
AMERICA BEER!
At one point the apocalypse bike was jumped into a dumpster. I have video of it but its terrible because I was wasted. Charlie also managed to run his friend Robs head over with it at one point. It then took out like three people that run too. We also had to use Charlies new SI to start the thing after the kickstart broke. For some reason people thought it wouldnt work but having experience with shitty bikes I knew it would.
So obviously the logical thing to do was throw it out of the dumpster and pee on it. After that things got even blurrier when we started shotgunning beers back to back and consuming more moonshine than reasonable people should. I hugged everyone and had such a big smile on my face.
Sunday was a nice relaxing day of hanging out at the Swoops shop drinking beer with those guys. 
This tomos was super awesome. It came from the Netherlands and I just really love that sticker!
After a small monsoon we went on a beer run where I managed to find these two fine flavored malt liquors! They were actually really good too. I need to see if I can find them on the west coast!
I also liberated Timo's bandana its mine now fucker!
We then loaded in the van and went to the crazy trucker bar that the friday night fun was at to sing karaoke!
I of course got super drunk by drinking multiple pitchers of pbr!
I also showed off my sweet dancing moves!
To me this looks like she is saying " why are you taking a picture of me?"
At one point someone asked me to go get cigarettes so I came back to the table with these and told everyone to smoke up!
"vagina slimes" are what Jordan called them.
WE HAD THAT DANCE FLOOR ON LOCK DOWN
At one point I thought Someone ordered a "bourbon and gin" when it was really a bourbon and ginger. Which then of course led to consuming a bourbon and gin.
Brian and I braved the stormy waters of being idiots and decided to drink em up.
Dont do it seconds after this was taken I puked into my cup and it was so gross!
After last call we went to get beer and somehow got a free twelve pack of this stuff. Black label was p good in my opinion. One of the things I like about traveling so much is getting to try all these beers that I wouldnt otherwise get to!
After a real late night of drinking we passed out and then on monday we went to Freds warehouse to check it out. I liked this bike because it said "dong" on it.
I am sure that none of my pictures do this place justice. It is so freaking amazing and so full of awesome bikes!
This was one of my favorites. A stock two-tone maxi!
I really really want a vespa Grillo and got to finally see most of one in real life. They are such amazing looking bikes!
This was on this amazing jawa thing that was single speed which was hilarious.
oh and a px the pedal set up is so funny!
All in all it was one of the best rallies this year! I had so much freaking fun. I gotta give the swoops mad props for putting up with me and having such rad people in their crew. Really guys WELL DONE!
