02 April, 2013

Locked Up in the Lou. or how I have way too much fun hanging out in the midwest


Ok so I haven't posted much here, That will change with the rally season. I plan on making at least one a month and a lot of them are off the west coast. I decided to fly out to the Ruffians rally because Ryan Nash convinced me ( he said "you should go") thats all it really took. I bought my ticket and got on the plane. I had never been to the midwest before hand and didnt know too many people IRL there. I knew a few goodies would be present and thats all I needed.

 I decided to bring some swag to give out to the mid west kids so we made 69 ub dick coozies.



 As always I had a beer before my flight out from portland, My flight left at 6:05 am so it was a good time to be drinking.
 My flight took me to a layover in denver so I sampled one of their local beers. When the mountains are blue its super cold and you can drink it.

 Mad Matt from the ruffians was nice enough to let me ride this bad ass Derbi DS50 well until the forks fell apart but that was probably just because i was riding it.




 The rally packs we off the chart! I mean really A MOPEDS BABES BUTTS CALENDAR!
 AND NKOTB BAGS
 They got an old police station rented out to house us all. I was told not to go into the basement "because wolves live there" I dodnt believe it until I saw the wolves they were bad ass! From a distance of course.


 I was loving the weather on friday it was so nice to go explore the city for a bit by myself before getting too wasted and partying.
I also managed to find a food cart with a vegan gyro that was awesome.

 Of course I was drinking theses all weekend since they are technically a local brew ;)
 Straight pretzel???? What the fuck is that shit?

 Then there was this dude, DUSTY FUCKING RIM! I had so much fun getting a chance to meet him and party all weekend I cant wait to see all the footage he got on his gopro

 They took us to the city museum where i pretty much had an anxiety attack from being stoned and in this cave tunnel thing with people all around me it was fun until that though.



 Brad Pitt looking like a fucking boss. It was rad to hang out with the Michigan boys they kidnapped me on Friday night after the museum and we rode around and got super wasted.
 They even like shuffle board too i was stoked.



 Dusty loved the coozy i gave him!
 We met this random girl who partied with us and she showed us this trick.
 Rich and Jessie from the yetis were nice enough to let me ride this tomos after the derbi forks went out.








 SO IN LOVE





 Moped bathroom party

 Of course this is on my phone I dont remember taking it but oh well.
 Mc for the moped stars!

 MCR UB sunday exploration ride was a blast.
 you can see the wolves in the courtyard if you look closely

 Sean magic johnson let me ride this tomos around all sunday night and it was awesome I had so much fun cruising on it
I also ate this great meal there. Vegan fritters with an ARUGULA SALAD!

 I got stuck in chicago for hours and tried to meet up with seb but he is the worst person ever. FUCK YOU SEB
Thank you guys so much for getting me wasted stoned and partying like animals with me. I couldnt believe how fun riding mopeds in st louis was. No plates no laws and stop signs are irrelevant. It was too good and you guys rock so hard in my book. Oh and thanks for not getting mad at me for peeing in orange robins jail cell, he probably deserved it anyway.


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