Now lets start where I left off. Adam Babel and I power napped before getting ready to party on july 4th at the firehouse in worcester!
The fire house is what it sounds like and the place was giant!
The Peace warriors were smart and made sure to buy a pool for the rally since it was about a billion degrees in Massachusetts. Many hours were spent and enjoyed by all in that pool.
Rigsby was also on point when it came to having enough mixology on hand to party properly! I have to say pineapple loko is one of my facorite mixologies! ( I still love you Strawberrita dont worry)
I cant stress enough how rad the lolner they gave Adam Babel and I it was more fun than any moped ever! I mean just look at that flip up headlight and how hidden it is!
Triped Dave showed up with a bunch of crazy bikes on thursday which happened to be july 4th (damn I am way behind on my blog!) He was riding this flandria and I love it/ need it in my life.
Here is Besnik trying to scam him out of his dibasi mini!
Did I mention the bounce house that they rented????? YES THAT IS INSIDE THE FIREHOUSE!
THAT SHIT WAS STONE COLD!
After a cool ride around the city the warriors took us to Brie and Rigsby's place for a firework display (done by his neighbor) as well as a bit more partying!
Ginger loko repping
Bad Adam (Babel for those with a terrible memory) sang songs while the fireworks went off!
MOAR FIREWORKS
This was the best backyard fireworks display I have ever seen! The dude was super organized and the show went on for about 20 mins at least! I wish I had the finally but alas I do not, i apologize for letting you all down :(
I was discreetly trying to take a picture of some terrible sports bikes in the background in this picture but it turned out to be just a good pic of Adam.
STRETCHED AND GROUD EFX all the ladies left the rally and banged these dudes all night. CAN YOU BLAME THEM???
Its truly amazing to see how many people live UB, This fine gentleman was wearing this UB shirt that he got from wal mart!
Someone let these drunken degenerates drink all night. Also notice how Besnik is daydreaming. He was thinking about fond memories involving a boiler room.
There was chalk left out so of course some hoodlums wrote all over the firehouse wall. Someone did a terrible rendition of the UB headlight sticker as well as a penis spraying semen on the name Nik MPG.
What do you know I did get another picture of sabat! Look at that smile! Its probably from touching Besnik's boob because thats what looks like what was going on to me.
The next day we went on a really awesome ride that ended at a brewery for a tour and samples! (I wonder where they got that idea from??). The ride was super fun and we went for quite some time. The whole time Adam and I were blasting everyone on the elite 150!
Of course we blew a lot of stuff up too!
I mean would it be a rally if I didnt do some irresponsible stuff?
We decided that the best idea for lighting explosives was to use gasoline and a torch, all while being barefoot. This is all before the crazy dance party involving the elite lots of booties and some awesome times. Oh yeah soy sauce lots of that. Someone dumped a half gallon on Besnik for some reason ;)
Later that night Besnik did some custom work to Sabats derbi. Rear disc sprocket conversion bb!
Then in the morning this happened. You may almost be able to see an elite in there somewhere. It seems like everyone was super jealous of the sweet dubs bike that Adam and I had.
Damn degenerates even posed afterwards.
After the elite got cleaned up (by Adam) we went on a nice long saturday ride! It was rad we went pretty fast the whole way and the elite was blasting everyone!
BABES WITH GLASSES ON SCOOTERS (my next blog idea)
On the saturday the ride went to a rad swimming spot that we jumped off rope swings drank heavily and played with toys. Of course none of that happened until after Adam and I got real lost becuase we blasted the ride leader at 60 and went at least 5 miles in the wrong direction and then found a bunch of toys on the road that we took! It was really rad being lost because it was just a few of us including mars and we kept just blasting down crazy rad New England roads. It was frustrating at first but well worth it in the end!
The swimming pool was so nice!
So much good times there! The grillt50 was busted out and many sandwiches were made and eaten! lots of swimming and yelling at teenagers to do dumb shit while we laughed at them!
Here is mars licking off some of the many marshmallows that got stuck all over his bike. some even got shoved into his baffle.
It was really awesome to meet Mars, I mean it was like I knew him from the internet but it was good to know he is just as funny in real life! Also please note what Rigsby is holding. BAGGED WINE
I took a lot of pictures of Mars so here is another one.
This is Suede one of the fire house cats and a fine example of an awesome friendly kitty.
UGP had this rad folder in the basement that seriously had every moped manual you could ever want! He works at a bike shop that at one point sold mopeds!
Even if its the manual to some dumb ass "french" top tank!
This is the point in the night after we had consumed all the wine and realized that we should set up the tech deck skatepark that we found.
We are obviously giant fucking nerds!
The box that we found seriously had like 50 decks in it!
Some of the guest were sleepy so we decided to move the party back to Brie and Rigsby's place.
Which of course meant more DUBS with Adam!
The streets were empty except for the car we were following since we didnt know the way.
Blurry as my vision was.
Adam inspecting boards.
This is pretty much how the rally ended. with us drinking heavily and playing with children's toys.
The next day I pretty much hung out in the basement after Kara took me to find shoes (mine got ruined during all my rally excitement). I didnt find any so she took me on a tour of Worcester. That city sucks it would have been terrrible to be there if it wasnt for the awesomeness that is The Peace Warriors. After the tour we just drank heavily at the firehouse in the basement. It was a fitting way to end the rally. I needed some time to relax. I have to say the rally was way more fun than this post probably leads it to be. The dance party was super fun, thats also like the only time that the metal ponies were around. The Roman candle fight was insane! I had a burn on my chest that took weeks to heal and it was probably the most fun 4 minutes ever! The rides were long and fun. The loaner was rad and having such rad people to hang out with was really fantastic. If you want to see more pics from it check out instagram for the hashtag #mopedhandjobs.
Thanks again to Rigsby, Brie, Ugp, Kara and Sabat for hosting me and getting me to the airport in Boston so I could fly back to Chicago and continue on my adventure. I had a return plane ticket that left from chicago but that wasnt for a few more days so I was on my way to hang out with my good buddy Mike Beezy! He said I could stay at the castle so I was really excited to check it out since I didnt get a chance to see it at the Chicago rally! Stay tuned for the next installment which should be the last from my trip and then ill get you up to date on the rest.
oh yeah I have to include this
Welcome to Uphill Battle Dave! Its an honor to have you in the gang! You also picked the right day to wear that shirt!
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